Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Crazy Cooters Comin' At'cha!


Believe it or not, Hooters has a dress and appearance policy for its "service personnel" (heretofore known as "waitresses"). If you weren't aware - or haven't been to said establishment before - let me avail you of that fact. But, what you may not know is that there are age qualifications, too. And, in addition to that, there are many spin off businesses that attempt to make a go using a similar selling technique - and I'm not speaking of those "bunnies" or those "touch and go" places.

Let me tell you a story....

Years ago, after my college years had recently ended and my friends and I were becoming teachers and other professionals, I had a friend (no, really, this is a historical account of a friend's experience. IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!!! Although, as funny as it is, I almost wish it were!) who was recently divorced, teaching, and had moved to start over. Since there were bills to pay, trips to take, and fun to be had, this friend decided to wait tables after her teaching day was done to earn some extra money and to "get out a little bit."

"Friend" was in her mid 20s and was exceedingly attractive, well-spoken, affable, and able to multi-task (all qualifications needed for a good waitress - ahem, service care representative .). So, she applied at Hooters, figuring that the tips she could earn there would be great - and the hours would be conducive to her teaching schedule. In addition, they were hiring. Imagine her horror when she was told - between the lines - that she was a bit older and more educated than their standard employee and they were not certain she would be a good fit. She was momentarily crushed, but quickly picked herself up and proceeded to restaurant/club #2 on her list.

This establishment was built on the Hooters concept, except that their menu mainstay was seafood. Local seafood caught that day and served fresh that night. The "Catch of the Day" was a special and the nautical theme was present before one ever entered the door. Yes, "Cooters" was a local favorite!! (No, I am not making this up - and all the innuendo that is therein contained as well as the snickering that I know is occurring as you read this has only gone through my mind many times!!). So "Friend" quickly made her way to this establishment and filled out an application. Oh, the heavens opened up and the angels sang!!! She was just what they needed - a female! And one that would wear their green short-shorts, "Cooters" cut-off shirt, and make nice with the customers!! Oh, joy!!!

Believe it or not, this job was one my friend kept for more than a year. She made awesome tips - and had tales to tell more than I can describe. But, the uniform she still has in the depths of her closet says volumes... and the irony abounds!!!

Maybe, if you live right, you, too, can become a "Cooters' Girl!" Dream big!!

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